STOP IT. IT GIVES EVERYTHING YOU SAY A SEXUAL FEEL AND CAN TURN ANYTHING INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO.
Let me just give you my interpretation of phrases that include an unnecessary winking face...
"hey ;)" = "I'm naked."
"how're you? ;)" = "Are you naked?"
"I'm good thanks ;)" = "Yep, I'm naked and I like it."
"what you up to? ;)" = "Are you doing something whilst being naked?"
"nothing much ;)" = ... well I don't want to go into specifics, but whatever it is you're doing, you're doing it naked.
"you're so pretty ;)" = "You'd be prettier naked."
The list could go on, but I think you all get my drift...
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