Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Predictive Text.

I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S OUT TO RUIN MY LIFE.

I'm just going to jump right in with 100% real life examples that have actually happened to me (probably to my phone's great delight)...

Meant: "I hate moustaches"
Wrote: "I have moustaches"

Meant: "It comes out" (no that is not what she said. it's taken out of context)
Wrote: "It BONER out"

Meant: "Needle in a hay stack"
Wrote: "Needle in a gay stack"

Meant: "They had amazing duck pancakes"
Wrote: "They had amazing fu... ok, you get the drift of where that one was going.

DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD IT WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF AFTER SENDING THOSE HORRORS? Bet my phone was chuckling at my misery.

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