Omg luv u do much bby!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Not as much as I luv u sweetie pie!!!! :* <3 <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
BLEUGH. DON'T MAKE ME SICK.
Maybe I'm just cynical and unromantic, but there is something about couples that really irks me. Don't post your lovey dovey stuff all over my newsfeed. Don't stand there in front of me with your PDAs. Don't call each other cringe worthy names like "honey" "baby" or "sweetie" in my presence. Don't snog in the cinema. Don't give those creepily intimate hugs in public. Don't hold hands at all times even when it's getting impractical. Most importantly... DON'T BE 12. You're not in love, you're a first year.
Sunday, 26 August 2012
Monday, 20 August 2012
"Fun" Size Sweets.
Here's a useful picture to show you what I'm talking about...
I ask this in all seriousness... WHERE IS THE FUN IN LESS FOOD? I can't decide if the person that came up with this particular campaign should be bludgeoned to death for such trickery, or knighted for his evil genius ways. I raise my hand in respect for Mr Fun Sized, as how on Earth he actually managed to sell the idea "less food is more fun" to everyone, I'll never know. (When I say I'll raise my hand in respect to him, please note that it will probably be done with the middle finger standing loud and proud. I said he's a genius, not that I liked him.)
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| That little one at the bottom? That one you can barely see? THAT'S THE FUN SIZE ONE. |
I ask this in all seriousness... WHERE IS THE FUN IN LESS FOOD? I can't decide if the person that came up with this particular campaign should be bludgeoned to death for such trickery, or knighted for his evil genius ways. I raise my hand in respect for Mr Fun Sized, as how on Earth he actually managed to sell the idea "less food is more fun" to everyone, I'll never know. (When I say I'll raise my hand in respect to him, please note that it will probably be done with the middle finger standing loud and proud. I said he's a genius, not that I liked him.)
Wednesday, 8 August 2012
Predictive Text.
I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S OUT TO RUIN MY LIFE.
I'm just going to jump right in with 100% real life examples that have actually happened to me (probably to my phone's great delight)...
Meant: "I hate moustaches"
Wrote: "I have moustaches"
Meant: "It comes out" (no that is not what she said. it's taken out of context)
Wrote: "It BONER out"
Meant: "Needle in a hay stack"
Wrote: "Needle in a gay stack"
Meant: "They had amazing duck pancakes"
Wrote: "They had amazing fu... ok, you get the drift of where that one was going.
DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD IT WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF AFTER SENDING THOSE HORRORS? Bet my phone was chuckling at my misery.
I'm just going to jump right in with 100% real life examples that have actually happened to me (probably to my phone's great delight)...
Meant: "I hate moustaches"
Wrote: "I have moustaches"
Meant: "It comes out" (no that is not what she said. it's taken out of context)
Wrote: "It BONER out"
Meant: "Needle in a hay stack"
Wrote: "Needle in a gay stack"
Meant: "They had amazing duck pancakes"
Wrote: "They had amazing fu... ok, you get the drift of where that one was going.
DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD IT WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF AFTER SENDING THOSE HORRORS? Bet my phone was chuckling at my misery.
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