Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Forgetting What You Were Going To Say.

It happens to all of us. You're in the middle of a conversation and you're suddenly hit with this fabulously witty comment/brilliantly intelligent point/burningly important question/amusing story and when the time finally comes to release your brilliance to the world, your brain is like "lol i forgot, soz. :$"

This happens ALL THE FREAKING TIME to me, and I'm usually left sitting there like a gormless seal, making noises like "uuh, eeh, aaah, hmmmm, eeeeeerm..." and awkwardly laughing for a minute to tide myself over, before finally having to admit I've forgotten what I was going to say. At which point the conversation has died and the air is thick with the stench of awkwardness.

Scumbag brain.

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