The Fact That I Can't Think Of A Sneaky Way To Promote My Makeup Tutorials On The Blog.

...but you know what? SCREW IT. MY BLOG, MY RULES.

so guuuuuuuuys... I happen to do makeup tutorials on youtube.. and y'know... it would totally be amazing if you checked them out.

Here's my first one, "Easy Gothic Vampire Makeup"...

and my second, "Simple Romantic Makeup"...

And hey, whilst we're at it, here's a link to my channel... *cough*subscribe*cough*

DarkSecretLovex

Ok, I do apologise for being totally douchey and self publicising on an unrelated page but... If it's any justification I advertise this blog on my channel?

Hope you enjoy!

(p.s I'm still an angry person, despite the smiley girl you see in the video.)

Cold Tea.

*Please note, this is different from ICED tea, which is in fact a credit to man's endeavors*

I'm talking about when you have a lovely cup of hot steaming tea, and you leave it sitting for a while then return to find it a horrible cup of steaming COLD tea.

As an esteemed and avid tea drinker, this happens to me ALL THE FREAKING TIME. I can't stand it. Oh the bitter disappointment when the cold substance of evil hits your mouth... (that's what she sai... NO. There'll be no smutty jokes here.)

When Good Things Come To An End.

This post is dedicated to the fabulous skive subject of Digital Media Computing which I have been doing for the past two years. Today the last ever lesson, and it's got me a little sad. I'm totally going to miss it; 3 periods a week of next to no work, picture taking, videoing, aimless browsing, gaming and blogging. It's been so much fun! I can't believe the two years are up already. It makes me :c

Sorry this hasn't been a funny post, but I felt it was needed as the blog was actually created as part of the course work (for the blogging unit). Big thank you to Mr Tait for making DMC mildly interesting, and for actually trying to teach us.

And so good bye to the fun and easy Standard Grade courses and hello to the horrible Higher... bleurgh.

Looking Like A Super Model When You're On Your Own.

Seriously, this ALWAYS happens to me. Why why why why why is it my hair decides to sit perfectly when I'm just about to go to bed? Why why why why why is it I apply makeup brilliantly when I'm not going out? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

Maybe that's why you get "Ladies of the Night", and not "Ladies of the Day". They probably just look too bad.

Maybe I should just become nocturnal...

wHEN tHIS hAPPENS.

sERIOUSLY, HOW ANNOYING IS THIS? yOU TYPE OUT A WHOLE PAGE AND REALISE all OF IT IS ACCIDENTALLY CAPITALS. wHEN WILL MICROSOFT/APPLE/WHATEVER MAKE A FUNCTION THAT UNDOES IT?

i ONCE WROTE AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH OF AN ESSAY LIKE THIS. i PRACTICALLY CRIED.

Half Of The Characters On "Gossip Girl".

PLEASE, DO NOT GET ME WRONG. I LOOOOOOOVE GOSSIP GIRL. I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED AND IT'S ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS EVER. Plus Ed Westwick is beauuuuuutiful.

It's just that the characters make such bad decisions. They constantly lie to each other and make horrible schemes against each other, and almost always it just makes things worse. They're all such bitches! Sometimes you could really slap them. Especially when your favourite couples break up for no god damn reason.
Oh and they're all exceptionally moany. You're rich and gorgeous. Shut up.

That's all I really have to say about it, because I'm still a huge fan and I still love it.

And so I leave you with a picture of the cast looking all glammed up and moody...

Aren't they pretty? Even if completely photoshopped.

XOXO

People That Constantly Talk About Their "Haterz".

First things first, you do not have "haterz", you have people that dislike you for valid reasons (one of them probably being because you always talk about your supposed "haterz").

Only celebrities (and annoying ones at that) get to talk about their haters, because it's true, a lot of people will just blindly "hate" on them for the crack. You however, are not a celebrity. So you do not get to refer to the people that don't like you as haters.

The very definition of a "hater" is:

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person. Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesnt really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch. If you are a normal person, then you will hardly ever come across people like that. Well actually that's a lie, there's always that one douche that hates you for no reason, but even so, that means you have a hater. NOT PLURAL. Stop thinking you're actually important enough to have lots of people hate you for no reason.  The only time you may use hater is if you're making a "haters gonna hate" picture, e.g... That is all.

The Fact Everyone Knows Who Gotye Is When I. KNEW. HIM. FIRST.

I'll be the first to admit it, I turn in to a raging hipster when it comes to Gotye. But he is mine, and people are stealing him from me. I knew "Somebody That I Used To Know" a good... 2 weeks before everyone else. Which clearly gives me rights to complete ownership.

My favourite Gotye song, "Hearts A Mess". IT'S JUST SO GOOD. All those who say they love him because they know Somebody That I Used To Know, LISTEN TO IT. Then talk to me when you're a real fan.

The Fact That I'm Not Yet Married To Keanu Reeves.

Yep... Not much more can be said here.

Guys That Take Topless Pictures Of Themselves.

If there's one thing in life that screams "I'M A HUGE DOUCHEBAG", it's having topless pictures of yourself on facebook (or any other other social media website, but lets be honest, if you're on bebo then you're most likely someone equally irritating, and therefore deserve a topless idiot).

Seriously, showing us girls your "awesome body" online is not cool, it just makes us cringe and think "put it away". STOP THINKING PEOPLE CARE. We don't.

It's funny when said douche has then tried to cover his vanity by captioning it "HehE lOL iM s0 BoREd -_-" or something of the same ilk. What kind of excuse is that?! Of course, when I'm bored, the very first thing I think to do is take a picture of myself.

Unless you are a model, celebrity or an utter babe (and by utter babe I mean Keanu Reeves) then I expressly forbid you to take a picture without adequate clothing.

NO.
(taken from a most excellent website, wheresthedouche)